Church, someone is testing me!

So this morning me and John Michael got all dressed and headed for mass. When we get there I realize I have to park half a mile away because they are building a new church. SO I carry John Michael in his infant sit none the less ALL the way to church. Of course by time I get there I am sweating like a pig, thinking I may have arm pit marks. Anywho, get in church and there is NO sitting space left (even though I was 10 minutes early) so I get in a corner and put him down. Still sweating remember and because there is so many people in the church I was not cooling off! John Michael of course was being awesome he was just smiling and talking and playing with his toys the entire time. Well I couldn't take being HOT and standing up with dress shoes on!!! So I wait until everyone gets up and I sneak out to the lobby. WELL the lobby is full of people so I stand there for a while (didn't want people know I was just leaving in the middle of mass) then when communion starts I sneak out again to outside. TO FIND WHAT?!?!?!?!? but more PEOPLE this church has benches outside and an intercom system so you can hear the mass. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO I stay outside until just about the end of mass and then we leave. SO whoever it is testing me I PASSED!!! cause I made it through....
Yes, i know I am crazy!!! Hope you all get a good laugh from this one!!! :) :) :)